The Joke Book - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

Oh, come on, buddy. You promised me you'd have your room cleaned by now! Whoops. Sorry, Dad. Hey, dad! What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark? We can't right now.

Frostbite! Get it!? Very funny, but we're not done talking about your room. Hey, dad! What do you get when you cross Rachel with a gorilla? Son, you promised me, you would clean your- A dumb gorilla! *Voice-over*
I heard that! Hey now, apologize to your sister! Nah, she sucks, Hey dad, what do you get when you cross the- Stop right there! I've got one of my own. Really? Let me have it! Alright, listen closely. What do you get when you cross your dad with a bad attitude? Uh..

Is it pants? I-is it - is it pants? *Whips and a lot of sufference* *voice-over*
- Get him, dad!! Beat him! Oh, yes! Go, dad! *Voice over*
Hey, dad! What do you get when you cross bleach with ammonia? Mustard gas? Huh. That's not very funny..